“Up The Junction”

I never thought it would happen with me and the girl from Clapham
Out on a windy common, that night I ain’t forgotten
When she dealt out the rations, with some or other passions,
I said you are a lady, “perhaps” she said, “I may be.”

We moved into a basement, with thoughts of our engagement
We stayed in by the telly, although the room was smelly
We spent our time just kissing, the railway arms were missing
But love had got us hooked up, and all our time it took up

Written by: Chris Difford and Glenn Tilbrook of Squeeze.