ARTIST: Chris Staples SONG: ”Black Tornado” BIRTHDATE: 12/12/1978 BIRTHPLACE: Fort Walton Beach, FL AMBITIONS: More focused on what I shouldn’t do. TURN-OFFS: Ayn Rand, people who get really annoyed at others who can’t use your/you’re correctly. I say, can’t you understand context? TURN-ONS: Boobs. DREAM GIG: Perform at Mount Olympus among the Flames of Olympus… spontaneous [...]