ARTIST: Andrew Kelley Simons SONG: “In Front of You” BIRTHDATE: 
 
Sagittarius BIRTHPLACE: 
 Boston, MA AMBITIONS: To somehow sneak onto one of Richard Branson’s spaceships without paying. TURN-ONS: Rich, powerful men. TURN-OFFS: 

 Gum chewing/popping/stepping in, texting while driving, and improper use of similes. MY GUILTY PLEASURE: Troubling amounts of true crime television. THE [...]